IF...
- You feel alone with ur significant other only inches away from you...
- REEVALUATE YOUR SITUATION.
- In other News...
- SEX MUST SPEAK TO MY SOUL.
- or At Least Make Me Speak in Foreign 'Tongues' Unknown to Me.
- 3.5 years of celibacy is more than enuff.
- I require some delicious in my life. I deserve it I feel.